Grunhard To Retire

Niagara, the supposed "female version" of Viagra, is now available in Kansas City

Gummy Dongs -- dildo-shaped candy with a vibrator center

Stupid Penis Tricks

Guess which other 80s rapper has a website

Strong right downs Lewis (ASSHOLE!!!) in fifth round

Extreme Stick Death - 2 words AWE - SOME :)

Amazon.com: buying info: How to Good-Bye Depression : If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Joey Ramone, icon of punk, dead at 49

I just realized something horrible! My 30th birthday is 2 months from today. :(

I finished HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE the other day. I really enjoyed it! I can't wait to go out and pick up a copy of the next one!