March 30, 2001
I'm not much of a reader. And when I say that I mean I haven't read a book in it's entirety for the last 10 years or so now. Well, a few months ago when the Harry Potter media blitz was going on, I broke down and went and bought the first book. I figured I'd read it sometime and just put it away. Well, there it laid until a few days ago. I started to read it and before I knew it I was on chapter five. I love this book!
March 29, 2001
Here is a funny fwd. I got from a friend the other day. I laughed my ass off!
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
9) Sing along at the opera.
10) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
11) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
12) Tell your friends, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
13) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'
7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
9) Sing along at the opera.
10) Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
11) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
12) Tell your friends, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
13) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
March 28, 2001
I saw this segment on The Screen Savers about this cool application called Blogger and figured I'd implement it into my site. Whatcha think?!
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